Kung Fu Ninja Kicks in the Kitchen after meeting new, awesome people!

So one Friday night, maybe back in February 2011 or so, my ex, Shooz, was working. So I went to Firehouse, our local bar (it's pretty much like Cheers - everybody knows your name - and your drink is awaiting your arrival once you walk in!) But anyway, I met up w/LadyJ & we met some random Mason kids we had never seen there before. Some weird white dude, & Youssef, this cool Egyptian kid. We all ended up getting TWISTED. We closed the bar, and as we left, I invited them both back to my house b/c Shooz & I were going to smoke, he had just gotten off work. Well, when I told Shooz...he was pissed. Apparently meeting new guys is not possible w/out wanting to fuck them, or them wanting to fuck me - wtfever. So, when the guys pulled up, I went outside to meet them, and Shooz went upstairs.

They ended up parking a few houses down from my house, so I walked down that way. There were a few people sitting outside chillin & drinking. I had seen them before, but there aren't many young people in our neighborhood, so I had never said anything. Well, thank goodness I was nice & shitfaced. I had my bowl in my hand, ready to go. I walked up to them & bluntly asked "you guys smoke weed?" And that was the night I met the neighbor's. Four of the most kickass, chill, fun people I have met. We instantly bonded!

I don't remember everything that happened that night, b/c we were TRASHED. Smoking, drinking too much. I stayed over there until about 6am when Shooz came & got me. I have already had some great memories w/the neighbor's & can't wait for many more!

I'm sure you're wondering why this post story is called "Kung Fu Ninja Kicks in the Kitchen" when there hasn't been a word about Kung Fu Ninja Kicks. Well, the next day, Saturday, I went over to the neighbor's about 6pm...to smoke. I was already tipsy b/c I had been out w/CBizzle all day drinking :) Shocker! Anyway, when I walked in the neighbor's house, there she was, AwesomeasticA, on the chair w/her leg up on the footrest, in a brace. WTF happened?!?!?! Apparently, I missed the fun once I left. AwesomeasticA was doing Kung Fu Ninja Kicks at 6am in the kitchen, which she had done millions of times before, but this time, she landed on her foot wrong - AND BROKE HER FOOT!!! She broke her foot doing Kung Fu Ninja Kicks in the fucking kitchen - to this day, the best story I've heard of someone breaking their foot. I knew immediately she & I would be awesome friends :)